One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie
you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles
speaking of which, tsuritama was fucking amazing and i recommend it to everybody. please, please do yourself a favor and, if you haven’t already, watch tsuritama. it’s that good.
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person: u should like more colours
I can’t imagine Avril Lavigne as an adult.
Just like sitting at home with a husband and a dog and doing taxes and mowing the grass when it gets too high.
I can imagine it. Avril is sitting there, just feeding the baby. She’s very bored and misses her old punk rock lifestyle, so she turns on the TV for some much needed escapism. Guess who she sees? Skater boy rocking up MTV.
Baby laughing while getting shots
> Rock star doctor.
I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him
That person is in the right field! So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.
Needed this tonight
I lost it at we need tissues
ah yes, what 90s kid could forget the old 1994 Xbox
i’ve never played ace attorney but this guy
he’s a villain
i can feel it
look at that smarmy bastard
he’s flipping the bird while fixing his sunglasses
efficient, u smart asshole
i wanna punch him in his tiny little fancy nose that’s probably insured for 6,000,000 dollars and break his dumb brand name sunglasses
also he’s obviously made a deal with the devil with that hair
smooth and soft-looking and not spikey at all???
how many people have u killed u sly-eyed bitch